Nov
30
I guess someone thinks my tender, heartfelt sentiments are funny because I’m a finalist for a Blogs of Beauty Award in the Humor category. I really think I should have been nominated in the Best Special Effects category for my tinsel halo. I guess there’s no accounting for taste. But now, I have a beet [...]
Nov
30
In the morning Ducky went AWOL. Many tears were shed. Many shrieks were heard. Much searching occurred. Hours later, the table was cleared for lunch: Much rejoicing. For the LOVE! Ducky, you’re usually a pretty good kid. You are almost as valuable to this family’s happiness as my biological children so I try to treat [...]
Nov
28
“Seattle? It rains 9 months of the year in Seattle” ~Sleepless in Seattle~ I have a two-year-old (who this week has started telling everyone that she is three. She is not.) Sometimes I just don’t know what to do with her, especially during those long 9 months. Please to help me. Here are a couple [...]
Nov
28
So I just went to pick Laylee up from our co-op preschool. When I got there, she was nowhere to be found. The mother in charge, we’ll call her Too Lucy (all my friends have the same names), she told me that Laylee was upstairs with her son, we’ll call him Big Moses (all her [...]
Nov
27
Hopefully then I’ll be able to shed a few layers. I’m still taking some “help” for my post partum anxiety with Magoo. I can miss a dose and sometimes I’m fine. Sometimes the anxiety and panic attacks come back. My doctor explained that the pills are like layers of clothing and my life situation is [...]
Nov
26
And I’ve Brought Some Corn for Poppage But as long as you love me so Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow I am working on having the words to that song officially changed, bring it a little more up to date, yo. It’s not snowing here and not likely to be – [...]