Things I’ve Learned Today: 1. When the sun is shining in The Seattle – in winter – after it’s been raining for 30 days, you’d better run outside and enjoy it. It ain’t gonna last. 2. I was born to achieve grocery store parking spot super-stardom. It is my DEN-SITY. 3. I believe in euthanasia [...]
Four jobs I’ve had: 1. Selling things made of horse-shoes…in a booth…at “the mall” 2. Piano Teacher 3. Associate Librarian over a massive media department at a public library 4. Marketing and Sales Coordinator for a digital library company Four movies I would watch over and over (today’s choices): 1. Not One Less 2. Anne [...]
Literally. Today I post a poem I wrote as a sophomore in college. I was always “one of the guys.” Periodically I got sick of “the guys” confiding in me, taking me out on non-dates when actual “girls” had ditched them. Sometimes I developed feelings for these “guys” and then I got dramatic and went [...]
Lunches are tricky for me. There are a few staple breakfast foods that I feel can be recycled every day – cereal, waffles, pancakes, Raisin Bran, French toast, eggs, cereal with milk, oatmeal, cheerios, grits, shredded wheat, cereal, muffins, and oh – did I mention cereal? Dinner is wide open, with choices ranging from family [...]
White, that is. Who knew that with advanced age, your kids would also advance in funniness? And, okay, maybe weirdness. Laylee has been bedecked in Snow White attire for the past 2 weeks. All day, every day. Nighttimes too. I see no problem with this as long as she’s willing to wear pants under her [...]
May I direct your attention to – the new girl. “Why?” you ask. Okay. I will tell you. I’m not sure how she found my site but she emailed me with Blogger questions. When I asked her to send me her URL, she responded that it was www.shutupnoway.blogspot.com . That was not a joke. She [...]
