Sorry. That may have been misleading. Not YOU, the internet world. Let me esplain. Nope. There is too much. Let me sum up.
My fabulous Uncle “Jay” used to always say:
You can pick your nose
And you can pick your friends
But you can’t pick your relatives
I blindly believed this little “nugget” [...]
It’s probably because I live too close to those Pike Market guys.
Or maybe it has something to do with the massive amount of tuna I prepared for dinner group and some wandering missionaries last night.
The dinner smelled like fish, not the missionaries…well maybe they smell like fish now. Oh, and they were Mormon missionaries, if [...]
***update - the writer M**** is no longer blogging publicly and has asked that I help protect her privacy so I’ve removed her name from this post and comments and removed any links I had up to her previous site, which no longer exists but which had a URL bearing her first and last name.***
Or [...]
So, as I was taking the picture of my lovely flowers, I heard this hideous wailing like Magoo’s arms were being cut off. My first feeling was annoyance, “Give him back the toy already and we can all carry on to lead productive lives!”
I openned the door to find Magoo standing, supporting himself with his [...]
Meet me at the top of the Space Needle on Valentine’s Day?
Okay. I just did. Where were you?
So Valentine’s dinner in the rotating restaurant atop the Space Needle will run you a flat $95 per person before tax and gratuity (A tip is what you pay at Denny’s.)
We thought this would be quite romantic but [...]
Repressed passion in a movie really does something for me. The theme of today’s Valentine’s Tip Tuesday is “movies that rule because they contain steamy repressed passion”.
Back in the day, my roommates and I would sit around and watch “look” clips. These were clips from films where the characters were deeply in love but the [...]
Please do not nominate me for anything in that category of blog awards. Leave that to the experts. I think I should be allowed to post about my artistic and martial arts skills from time to time though, without really crossing any major lines.
It starts with a little mishap the other day where I accidentally [...]
After many requests from readers, my parents have officially started blogs.
Okay they didn’t start them.
I did.
BUT they’ve both posted at least once. They may not post again.
But then they might.
And if they do, it will be well worth the read.
Introducing Grammy and Papa Daring.
You empty everything… faster than I can refill it.
Today you snapped the wooden handle off a basket that Laylee has played with peacefully for 3 years.
You put everything in your mouth at all times.
You flail and splash like a water-churning-psycho-bot in the bath tub, never caring that your face is so covered in liquid that [...]
Well, I’m surprised how few people guessed the truth, especially since my parents both came on gave the correct answer.
1. As for The Apprentice, I never auditioned but I did think about it. I’m sure I wouldn’t have made it to the third round of auditions though. But it’s fun to think about. [...]
