To Clarify
When I read about Piglet being blown away, I wonder what gauge weapon will be used and who will be wielding it. Eyeore seems the most unstable mentally, although Rabbit has shown himself capable of physical aggression in the past. Kanga is right out, but Roo wants so badly to fit in. Who’s to say that he’s not planning the job, maybe earn him some respect from the whole gang? They all made nice at the end of The Heffalump Movie but I think that book
is pretty solid evidence of the rising tide of violence in their little world. Christo-Robinizzle is too high up in the food chain to take anyone out himself. He’d undoubtedly use one of his henchmen. I don’t think it would be too hard to convince T-I-double-Guh-ER to “bounce” little pink, if you knowahmsayin’. After that whole forgery of documents and posing as a member of his long lost Tigger posse, in The Tigger Movie, our boy is not exactly right with Mr. T. At least the Pooh’s got his back… for now.
Got any theories, yo?
Margaret Says:
Remind me NEVER to conspire against you.
Or play “Clue” with you.
Or “Mafia.”
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 12:19 am
meredith Says:
Tigger is a naughty tiger, he’s been caught in a lie before, he’s my suspect.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 2:08 am
Jeana Says:
Oh my word! I got the reference yesterday and thought that was funny. Reading this I could not stop laughing. Daring Young Mom waxes gangsta-esque. Izzle. YOu didn’t mention Owl, the brains of the posse. Maybe he’s still bitter after being called an egg-head in school. AND he’s the only one who knows how to write, so he could totally arrange it for hire. Or even mail-order an Uzzi. Which I could not, because I have no idea is I just spelled that right.
And we know he has it in for Piglet, remember how he found that house for Eeyore and really it was Piglet’s house so then Piglet had to go mooch off of Pooh? After his plot to put Pinky on the street failed he was bound to have a vendetta.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 4:13 am
KEP Says:
Or Gopher? He seems to have a lot of pent-up aggression as well.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 5:19 am
Cheerio's on my butt? Says:
Yeah I think gopher because he’s from the underground and stuff. He also looooves to blow stuff up! He’s the man to do the job!
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 5:59 am
Peter Says:
I don’t trust any of them. They all seem a little bit off to me.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 6:25 am
Heth Says:
Another vote for Gopher. He gets a little crazy with the dynamite.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 6:42 am
The Flip Flop Mamma! Says:
You know, it’s always the quiet ones that break mamma’s heart. Do I dare say Pooh himself? sometimes it’s the one you’d least expect. He says he’s trying to help him keep from being “blown away,” I think we have a little O.J action here.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 6:43 am
The Flip Flop Mamma! Says:
Oh, where is Nantie Meg? I’m a little concerned! Haven’t heard from her since 4-26!
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 6:44 am
Tess Says:
What Piglet didn’t know is when they were asking him what size shoes he wears, they were making a mold for his concrete shoes
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 6:51 am
jess Says:
That little pig better watch his back, Dog. I’ve heard that OWL may be packing a little heat.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 7:48 am
fantasy man Says:
uzi
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 7:57 am
melnel Says:
This is a scarey post for me, since I’ve always identified myself with piglet.
The whole thing just leaves me with a feeling that someone is out to get me!
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 8:01 am
Heather Says:
I’d have to go for Gopher. That gopher is one shady character.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 8:10 am
ABC Momma Says:
Rabbit–he’s always trying to get rid of little pests.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 8:17 am
Goslyn Says:
I’m going with Rabbit - I can’t believe ABC momma was the first to suggest him! He was my first pick, right off. He’s so anal-retentive. He’d probably off piglet just to get back at Pooh for getting stuck in his (rabbit’s) house. How’s that for vengence. Eat my hunny, I blow away your little buddy.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 9:15 am
Aunt Murry Says:
It was POOH! The dunb thing is all an act!!!!
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 11:13 am
a. nonny spouse Says:
For the true aspiring gangsta: Gizoogle.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Amy Says:
Somebody rent this woman a grown-up DVD and fast!
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Lei Says:
I have no idea what you are getting at…
Lol. If only children’s entertainment WERE that interesting!
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Susan Says:
As I read this, I am sitting with my sick child watching the Book of Pooh video he picked out at the Blockbuster. You know, the Book of Pooh, where the characters are all computer rendered puppets.
They look like a gang. And now I’m freaked out.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Nettie Says:
Remember when Rabbit tried to lose Tigger in the woods? I think its him. But I wouldn’t rule out ‘Ol Cris Robbin. After all, he does head up the stairs, “draggin’ Pooh behind him.” (That line always cracks my kids up!)
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Nettie Says:
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Jeff Says:
It was the woozles.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 2:14 pm
shannon from rocks in my dryer Says:
can’t. type. laughing. too. hard.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Praying for your Prodigal Says:
All I can offer….is….
Oh–bother!
Diane
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
Shalee Says:
Hil.ar.i.ous!
I think Eeyore will do everyone in… He’s like the Unibomber… all by himself, in a shack in the woods… you know the one who seems a little too down and then one day he can’t live with himself or anyone else anymore so at the next “Hooray for Pooh” party that Christopher throws, he pulls out a gunner and blows them all away, finally turning the weapon on himself.
It’s messy, but everyone knows that he only had fluff for brains.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
elliespen Says:
Good. Grief.
All y’all are forgetting that our Piglet can take care of himself. He manages to escape the flood, he foils any and all attempts to send him away on a kite, he evades a jagular (who now has got his back), he has that suspiciously abbreviated “Trespassers Will” sign above his house, he does NOT go missing in the mist, and (for those of you who have read the book) he bravely takes on Roo’s identity in the great kidnapping plot.
I think EEYORE needs to watch his back more than my fine pink friend.
It’s already started, actually. Remember when Piglet was being the kite? He managed to drag Pooh through Eeyore’s house of sticks and knock it down, while he gave Rabbit a hand by harvesting his carrots for him. Obviously Rabbit and Piglet are cronies, while Eeyore and Owl represent the opposing gang (Eeyore got even by giving Owl Piglet’s house) — and our bear of very little brain seems to be an unsuspecting pawn in this dangerous game.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
No Cool Story Says:
Hundred Acre Wood Mafia = Gopher
Hey DYM, I’m glad you’re still alive
and bloging away (because you know, I LOVE your blog).
Now all we have to do is wait for your house NOT to fall down. Or Gopher to come git ya.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 5:49 pm
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
EvaRob Says:
Agree with previous posters. It is SO Eeyore…he freaks me out….he’s such a downer in that crazy honey filled town.
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Posted on May 11th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Dapoppins Says:
I drop by and see that there is a hit out on P-p-piglet!” I think it is Rabit, he is the one who tries to loose Tigger, he is also the one behind all the huffalump trap building and he has expierence battleing cops, or is that crops? He is a jittery bunny but he’s got the nerve…
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Posted on May 12th, 2006 at 6:48 am
Lauren Says:
I can NOT even believe that Pooh and the gang went this bad in just the few years that I’ve stopped reading them to the kids. What’s this world coming to? *sigh*
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Posted on May 12th, 2006 at 10:28 am
momof3busyboys Says:
I am sitting here laughing So hard I got tears coming down my cheeks!
I have got to say My theory says it is Eyore who has it out for piglet! He is so quiet, and I agree it is always the loners that are profiled on all the cop shows as maniac killers!
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Posted on May 12th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Lianne Says:
Thank you for referring to the “real” Pooh and not Disney’s caricature of Pooh.
I was thinking, wouldn’t it be funny to have Pooh Oracle Cards, or something. Everyday you could pull some “message” from them like:
“Today looks like it holds trouble for you, you’d better stay home with your honey pot.”
I’m thinking I might be on to something and I could make millions bastardizing A.A. Milne just like Disney!
What a cynic I am!
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Posted on May 12th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Not Too Pensive Says:
I wonder what gauge weapon will be used and who will be wielding it
My theory? You’ve spent too much time with your brother…
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Posted on May 12th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
emlouisa Says:
Okay. Thanks for making me snort popcorn up my nose. Do you KNOW how painful that is?
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Posted on May 12th, 2006 at 8:36 pm
Heather from One Woman's World Says:
mwahaha! You are too hilarious!
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Posted on May 13th, 2006 at 8:26 am
Anonymous Says:
Can’t beleive nobody has said it yet…
wait for it….
A frickin’ twelve-gauge what do you think!!! Gosh!!!
Adam
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Posted on May 13th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
LammyAnn Says:
COMMENT #40~~ Happy mother’s day to one of the greatest!
Hugs
(oh, and Love me some a.a.milne in gangstah)
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Posted on May 14th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Pam in Utah Says:
Kathryn, Happy Mother’s Day to a most sweet and good mother. Funny, too.
Uh, yuup.
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Posted on May 14th, 2006 at 10:34 pm