Motherhood Changes You

When I see a sign like this, I don’t think of great furniture deals. Instead, I reach frantically for the wipes and pray that I’ve got a spare change of clothes in the car.

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STOREWIDE? Are you kidding me? How many wipes do you think that would take?

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24 Responses

  1. owlhaven Says:

    You funny girl! I’d say at least a Costco 6 pack box or two…

    Mary

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 12:00 am

  2. Nettie Says:

    Well, at least they let you know where NOT to shop that day! (That must’ve been one BIG baby!)

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 5:07 am

  3. Cheerio's on my butt? Says:

    Oh My! I laughed soo hard! Thanks for the morning lift! Yes that is what I think of too! We must have lots of blowouts! You’re funny!

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 5:54 am

  4. Peter Says:

    The word “Blow Out” makes me cringe.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 6:17 am

  5. Queen Beth Says:

    Oh Kathryn, when you will you cease to make me laugh? Hopefully NEVER!

    Only you could see a sign saying “blowout” and think of a massive diaper explosion!

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 6:26 am

  6. shannon @ rocks in my dryer Says:

    Ok, that took me just a minute, but once I caught up with you…HILARIOUS!

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 6:43 am

  7. Valarie Says:

    forget the wipes, go for a hose.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 7:25 am

  8. Goslyn Says:

    Ha ha ha! You’d need a LOT of wipes.

    Love it.

    Hilarious.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 7:28 am

  9. The Constant Gardener Says:

    R.O.F.L.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 8:12 am

  10. emlouisa Says:

    Okay. I had to read the sign TWICE before I realized what you were talking about. Not because I am not a mom, but because I love Bass. And I dont’ care how many wipes it would take if it meant I could have some rockin’ new sandals for cheap.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 9:34 am

  11. Kristen Says:

    ROFL!!! Where do you come up with the stuff you say?!?! Thanks for the laugh!

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 9:45 am

  12. The Flip Flop Mamma! Says:

    I was with Shannon @rocks in my dryer. thinking…huh? then I got it, I think I need more chai tea.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 11:08 am

  13. Taffi Says:

    ROFL… I’ve thought that a time or two.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 1:54 pm

  14. Heather Says:

    LOLOLOL! You kill me.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 2:36 pm

  15. Adam and Lisa Says:

    I as well am dead. Thou hast killed me. I hope you’re HAPPY!!!

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 4:57 pm

  16. Chilihead2 Says:

    FUNNY! You are a step ahead of most of us, but when we catch up, we laugh hysterically.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 6:43 pm

  17. kj Says:

    You made me snort (and I needed TWO changes of clothes today…which was unfortunate, because I am just not that prepared.

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 7:34 pm

  18. Emily Says:

    That was GREAT. Thanks for the giggles!

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 9:16 pm

  19. tam Says:

    at first I didn’t get, and THEN i GOT it! (ewwwwww)

    Yep, motherhood changes you alright…it causes you to not get the jokes anymore and then it’s on you!

    (wipes anyone?)

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 9:54 pm

  20. Anonymous Says:

    Could you be more huhfreakinlarious? :)

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    Posted on May 26th, 2006 at 11:28 pm

  21. janice Says:

    ya - it took me a few reads to figure out what the problem with the sign was. not that quick tonight - but in my defense it is after midnight - i gotta get to bed!!

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    Posted on May 27th, 2006 at 12:35 am

  22. Grammy Says:

    It’s all in your perspective. I guess all of us know what’s going on in your life. You crack me up girl!

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    Posted on May 27th, 2006 at 2:49 am

  23. Papa Says:

    Like I said in one of my previous posts - “What goes around, comes around!”

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    Posted on May 27th, 2006 at 8:11 am

  24. Julie (rarely-home mom) Says:

    LOVE it. But not the visual. Ick. You’re so right, we’re changed forever.

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    Posted on May 27th, 2006 at 6:33 pm

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