Dear Unknown Seattle-Area Resident
Jul
22
At future outdoor family-friendly events, please keep your beer-drinking to the designated “beer garden.” If this is too much to handle, please remember not to leave your “almost” finished beer cup on a chair for my toddler to find. He is the little pumpkin-headed boy who spent a good portion of the day filling a bucket with dirt and pouring it directly into his mouth. I prefer the dirt to your backwashed yeasty sludge.
Thanks. Have a great night.
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Grammy Says:
Ick! He didn’t actually drink any did he? You tell ‘im, Mom
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 9:13 pm
Naddin J Says:
Amen on dirt.
Carter, my Word of Wisdom Problem child at the tender age of 4, ingested Uncle B.C.’s years-old beer from an almost empty can on the patio and wine from Grannie’s wine glass ON THE SAME TRIP. Grrrrr.
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 9:37 pm
Caryn Says:
I hate litter, and litter that’s harmful to others is the worst.
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 9:57 pm
The Flip Flop Mamma! Says:
Oh gross! Poor Magoo! I can’t imagine the face he made after slugging that down! Hopefully you grabbed it before he really drank any!!
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 10:01 pm
Mama Darlin' Says:
Ugg! Some people’s lack of consideration for others is just awful. It is like our local neighborhood park and certain individuals who smoke. They very carefully get the full distance from their own kids but don’t mind standing two feet within mine and light up! Grrrr!
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 10:03 pm
Anonymous Says:
Lemme guess Microsoft company party by chance? Somehow we were able to avoid that problem thank goodness. Hope he’s ok.
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 10:32 pm
The Daring One Says:
He downed whatever was in there. When we grabbed it from him, he moved right on to an old soda can but we were quicker the second time.
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Posted on July 22nd, 2006 at 10:36 pm
Jeana Says:
oops..soooorry. I not quite as (hiccup) careful when I’ve (hiccup) had a few. Hey, is your head floating, or is that the beer?
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 5:31 am
meredith Says:
Oh yuck!
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 7:05 am
Valarie Says:
positively gagolicious.
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 7:45 am
Heather from One Woman's World Says:
PLEASE tell me that this is merely theoretical!
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 9:12 am
Jodi Jean Says:
that’s the saddest thing i’ve read all day, oh gross. something to look forward to when my little one decides to make his/her appearance. i hope you told that person in real life as well as on this blog. some people are soooo frutrating at their completely cluelessness.
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 11:15 am
Antique Mommy Says:
Sean picked up someones left over half full Margarita at a neighborhood pool party this past summer. Someone just set it down and left; apparently it was just too far to drop in the trash. He slept really well that night.
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 11:17 am
Queen Beth Says:
Sick.
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Sketchy Says:
ICCKK! Some people are so clueless!
Sorry the pop can didn’t come first…ick as that is too, but not capital letter ick.
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 5:37 pm
Susan Says:
When my sons were Magoo’s age, they would INEVITABLY go for the half-finished beer with the cigarette butt floating in it.
I don’t know which part freaked me out the most.
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 8:05 pm
Tammy Says:
OK…that is too gross…poor little guy- and poor mama!
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Posted on July 23rd, 2006 at 10:57 pm
christina Says:
Yuck!
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Posted on July 24th, 2006 at 5:03 am