Monthly Archives: July 2006

Dear Unknown Seattle-Area Resident

TweetAt future outdoor family-friendly events, please keep your beer-drinking to the designated “beer garden.” If this is too much to handle, please remember not to leave your “almost” finished beer cup on a chair for my toddler to find. He … Continue reading

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If Johnny Depp Were a Power-Puff Girl…

TweetHe’d probably live in a Happy-Meal box. Laylee says he’s a girl. We say okay. He can be a girl… a girl with a soul patch. Is it morning yet? Laylee just asked. Nope. It’s still light leftover from today … Continue reading

Posted in around town, fun, fun, fun, kid stuff | 31 Comments

Frozen and Feigning Child-Centric Ignore-ance

TweetI can’t mop the floor because the duck-down curls on the back of Magoo’s head are too kissable. I can’t clean the windows or appliances because Laylee has covered them all in “bominals” (One day I hope she explains why … Continue reading

Posted in aspirations, domesticality, family fun | 42 Comments

Tip Tuesday — What Tip Tuesday?

TweetIt would appear that Laylee has started a blog without telling me. And her subject matter makes mine look like the slow bus of bloggage. “Mom, I want to blog my Pla-to.” Oh, really? He’s good, but I prefer Nietzsche. … Continue reading

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It’s About Time – Seattle Area Bloggers’ Playdate

TweetIf you live in or around the Seattle area or feel like making the trek up here, Karli and I are planning a blogging meet-and-greet/playdate for this Thursday morning at an undisclosed location. We’ve already met some of you, but … Continue reading

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Not Much to See Here

TweetWell, I try to cover it up most of the time. We are really working on our religious punctuality right now. We have been really working on it for… going on 4 years. We improve a little and then we … Continue reading

Posted in all about me, blogher, wardrobe malfunctions | 22 Comments