Lessons From Harriet Carter — Part 4

And now for installment 4 of The Series:

Finally a shelf big enough for my VCR!!

“TV Topshelf – Sturdy shelf lets your TV do something handy!”

After Gandalf was reborn, he invented his own line of cleaning products.

White Wizard Stain Remover

The trees are lonely.

“Sweet William Floral Ring – Pre-seeded floral ring spruces up lonely trees instantly!”

Whoever said faux sheepskin covers were just for your high school hoopty obviously didn’t have a lounger worth modernizing.

“Fleece Recliner Cover dresses up that favorite chair and makes it more comfortable than ever!”

Who needs Orkin when you can simply hang a glowing sensor owl to scare away garden pests? I’m pleased to read that it is approved for indoor use and proven to amuse guests. I’m so sick of coming up with dinner conversation. This could solve at least half of our family’s current problems.

“Sensor owl scares away garden pests! Built-in motion sensor detects movement and emits a loud HOOT. Repels unwanted birds and squirrels while amusing guests. Use indoors or out.”