Did you know there were FISH at the aquarium?

This week I went to the aquarium with Laylee’s preschool class and a group of helpful high school students who received extra credit for accompanying us. While they ran around after my kids, I experienced something strange and wonderful.

Personally I prefer the chaos of the little people over the peace of the little [...]

Filed under: around town, family fun, kid stuff, video

World of Words

A prescription for her restlessness and boredom.
A key to becoming a knower of all knowledge.
A magical device to transform the gibberish that surrounds her into useful language.
A ticket to travel anywhere in the world and meet anyone who’s ever lived in reality or recorded imagination.
Pure joy.
I feel quite certain that learning to read is the [...]

Filed under: I can read, education

Don’t Make Me Open Up a Can of Civil Rights on Your Racist 4-Year-Old Butt!

I thought I’d take a few minutes last Monday and teach the kids about Martin Luther King Jr. and civil rights in general.
We had a good talk in the car about who Martin Luther King was and what he stood for. Laylee could not get enough. “Tell me another more story about him,” [...]

Filed under: aspirations, domesticality, education, fun, fun, fun, holidays, kid stuff

President Hinckley

The prophet and president of my church died tonight at age 97. He has served as the prophet for the last 12 years and as an apostle before that for longer than I’ve been alive. I was honestly surprised by my emotions at his passing.
I love him and I wasn’t sad, even for [...]

Filed under: faith

Mom’s Body is Everybody’s Body

I kinda sorta thought that once my children were born and weaned, my body would be my own again. [read more at Parenting]

Filed under: all about me, parenting

Attention Costco Stalkers

I know what you’re doing. I’ve done it myself… repeatedly. The thing is – I’m much better at it than you are. If I were currently stalking someone for their Costco parking spot, I would not choose the mother with two small children pushing a cart overflowing with groceries. I would [...]

Filed under: around town, shopping

Disguise

Do you ever dress yourself using items you find on the floor of your car, only to look in the rearview mirror an hour later and wonder why you’re wearing a costume?

Filed under: all about me, around town, fashion, save me from myself, wardrobe malfunctions

The Family Shopping Trip

I woke up this morning feeling slightly less plagued by the raging viral plague of death than I have for the past few days, feeling so well in fact that I even showered, wore clothes (of a sort), went to the gym and did some grocery shopping. It was a glorious day to be [...]

Filed under: family fun, kid stuff, near-death, shopping

Good Things About the Raging Viral Plague of Death

It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to shower because I’ve also lost my sense of smell.
It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to work out because all food has lost its appeal for me.
It’s okay that I’m totally breaking out because I have a nice red nose to match the nice [...]

Filed under: all about me, blick, near-death

I Don’t Need to Be the Biggest Loser, Just the Loser with the Biggest Thumbs

I’m a little bit sick still in my throat but I’ve been working out anyway. Somebody came over and left a crusty comment about how I should be working hard instead of railing on a reality TV franchise and I just want to tell you all that there is such a thing as humor [...]

Filed under: all about me, aspirations, near-death, parenting, weight loss