Some Things are Humorous… To Me

snowman-002When Laylee was building her snowman this afternoon, she asked, “Can you please get me two blueberries and a carrot… and some more blueberries?”

This is literally the funniest site I’ve visited all week. I’m wondering if I could really get a ticket on a literal roller coaster to Hell by simply eating lots of junk food. Thanks to Veronica for the heads up.

When we were driving through Montana this Christmas I noticed a sign along the way in a sparsly inhabited windswept plain. It read, “Jesus is Lord of this Valley.” Funny thing. I thought he covered bigger territory than that.

Currently Magoo’s favorite bedtime songs are “Jesus Beam” and “Chug-a-God.” CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

Here you will find the only people in the world who can make ledge jumpers funny.

Filed under: fun, fun, fun

11 Responses

  1. Caryn Says:

    Fun links! Thanks for posting! I admit I was skeptical about the suicide jumper being made funny, but it really was.

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 7:11 am

  2. grammyelin Says:

    You’re a funny girl and the snowman is beautiful!

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:08 am

  3. The Fat Sister Says:

    Glad to find you! I’m diggin’ that snowman!

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 9:21 am

  4. Alli ~Mrs. Fussypants Says:

    Oh I love that web-log! ;) Thanks babe!

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 11:06 am

  5. MaryLu Says:

    That jumper story was heee-larious! My kids were asking what I was laughing at!!
    Crakced me up! See, I can’t type either, that wa so funny!

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 11:11 am

  6. LammyAnn Says:

    That was literally the funniest thing I’ve read this morning.

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 11:45 am

  7. Shalee Says:

    That last one makes me want to find a 4-foot ledge somewhere… I would “literally” put my life at risk for that kind of scene.

    PS Awesome snowman! You’re kids are so lucky. I never have blueberries in the house. They would be stuck with months-old raisins.

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 12:31 pm

  8. sarah k. Says:

    Before I click on any links, I just want to let you know that “Jesus is bored” On my way to the library, there’s a church with one of those light signs. It actually says “Jesus is born!” but from far away, it looks like bored.

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

  9. sarah k. Says:

    Also, now that I’ve literally clicked on one of the links, my best friend once read a book which had the following literal abuse. “She was so angry, her head literally exploded.” Mama mia.

    Posted on January 16th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

  10. Kimberly (sassy piggy) Says:

    I’m thoroughly amused. I miss “The Garrens.”

    Posted on January 17th, 2008 at 10:14 am

  11. KYouell Says:

    I literally added that blog to my reader. Thanks for passing it on.

    Posted on February 3rd, 2008 at 10:00 pm