It’s okay that it’s hard to chew.
It’s sort of like meat-flavored gum… that you can eventually swallow.
And looks like a scab, but isn’t. Don’t forget that part.
Okay, Kathryn. You need to market Beef Jerky for Children which will have the description on the package, “Meat flavored gum you can swallow!”
Don’t forget the protein. It has tons of protein!
And looks like a dog treat.
Excellent. Get it down to their level, I always say. You are brilliant!
I was hoping that post title would be accompanied by a photo – but the words painted 1000 pictures =)
I’m not a frequent blog LOLer. The occasional chuckle? Sure.
But this one… oh man.
And that is exactly why I am glad Beef Jerky hasn’t caught on over here.
When you describe it like that it doesn’t seem quite so appetising.
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