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2 Haikus on Inflatable Christmas Lawn Ornaments

Published by The Daring One
Dec 14

On the way home from preschool, I came up with 2 haikus.

Inflatable guys
You lie flat all day on lawns
It is pathetic

All day you are flat
Like the melted Wicked Witch
You scare the children

lawn-guys

Filed under: holidays, scaring the neighbors

7 Responses

  1. All Women Stalker Says:

    HAHAHAHAHA! You are hilarious!

    But yeah, they do look scary.

    -meream

    Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 10:24 am

  2. allysha Says:

    Those are awesome Haikus. Well done.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 10:37 am

  3. Carrie Says:

    I am literally laughing out loud. Hilarious Haikus. :)

    Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 11:03 am

  4. LIsa Says:

    You are silly and I like you.

    Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 6:57 pm

  5. sweet mama entropy Says:

    that’s great! my kids are convinced that the inflatables “melt” during the day cause it’s warmer out. i haven’t the nerve to tell them it’s because no one’s blowing hot air up their backsides during the day.

    Posted on December 14th, 2009 at 7:49 pm

  6. Melissa @ Anxious for Nothing Says:

    Great haikus! :-)

    Posted on December 15th, 2009 at 8:46 am

  7. Margaret Says:

    You are amazing
    I love your great poetry
    I must be like you!

    ;)

    Posted on December 15th, 2009 at 3:52 pm