Aug
29
As we sat down to breakfast this morning, Laylee expressed her happiness with her situation in life: “Everything is going great for me right now. My hair is turning curly, I have a loose tooth, and I brushed my teeth with my timer this morning.” Right on, sweetie.
Sep
15
Yeah. That guy’s pretty much a freak show.
Aug
09
Overheard recently: DYM: Does anyone know where the scissors are? Magoo: [drawl] Nooope. [fast] I-know-I-know-I-know! [pause] Whaaaat? ____________________________ DYM: [putting on Magoo's elbow pads] It’s elbow time! Magoo: I LOOOOVE ebow time! … Wha’s ebow time? ____________________________ DYM: We’re having some bacon for dinner. Magoo: I LOOOOOVE bacon! … Wha’s bacon? Bonus line from Laylee: [...]
Jun
15
Kathryn’s back is “out”. Not “out” as in “un-cool”; “out” as in “out of commission”. (I find her back very cool.) So she asked I post a little something to let you all know that she has not, in fact, passed away, but is merely immobilized for the time being. Because staying on her back [...]
Jun
15
“Something happened to Magoo on his third birthday. As he collapsed into an exhausted coma on my lap after a fun-filled day at Disneyland and slept sweetly through the singing and the candles and the cake, some crazy switch of three-ish mischief flipped on in his head. He woke up a new man and he [...]
Jul
29
With Kathryn at BlogHer, I’ve taken the helm around here. Let me tell you, it’s been surprisingly difficult. No, not taking care of the kids. I mean, it’s really hard work, but I’ve been solo with them before, so it wasn’t a surprise how much work Kathryn does on a daily basis to keep our [...]