The Phantom Experience – According to Dan
Yeah. That guy’s pretty much a freak show.
Yeah. That guy’s pretty much a freak show.
Overheard recently:
DYM: Does anyone know where the scissors are?
Magoo: [drawl] Nooope. [fast] I-know-I-know-I-know! [pause] Whaaaat?
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DYM: [putting on Magoo's elbow pads] It’s elbow time!
Magoo: I LOOOOVE ebow time! … Wha’s ebow time?
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DYM: We’re having some bacon for dinner.
Magoo: I LOOOOOVE bacon! … Wha’s bacon?
Bonus line from Laylee:
Laylee: It’s a good thing I washed my hands because [...]
Kathryn’s back is “out”. Not “out” as in “un-cool”; “out” as in “out of commission”. (I find her back very cool.) So she asked I post a little something to let you all know that she has not, in fact, passed away, but is merely immobilized for the time being.
Because staying on her back is [...]
“Something happened to Magoo on his third birthday. As he collapsed into an exhausted coma on my lap after a fun-filled day at Disneyland and slept sweetly through the singing and the candles and the cake, some crazy switch of three-ish mischief flipped on in his head. He woke up a new man and he [...]
With Kathryn at BlogHer, I’ve taken the helm around here. Let me tell you, it’s been surprisingly difficult.
No, not taking care of the kids. I mean, it’s really hard work, but I’ve been solo with them before, so it wasn’t a surprise how much work Kathryn does on a daily basis to keep our ship [...]
[Daring Young Dad here. I'm a Guest Blogger Schmoop today. Hi! *waves wildly*]
Once upon a time, I did not know how to make chocolate-chip cookies. Shocking, I know. This is the story of how I learned.
My mom is a good cook. At least she has been for as long as I’ve known her. When I [...]