Category Archives: blick

I, Captain Barbossa

TweetThe other day I was sitting at dinner watching Dan drink water. He just drank it, gulped it down, an entire glass like it was nothing. I licked my parched lips, felt the soreness in my dehydrated kidneys and the … Continue reading

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TMI

TweetIf you’d like way too much information about exactly how blick I’m feeling right now, you can read about it at Parenting. In happier news, I had another solid Ultrasound today in an office with little glowing star lights on … Continue reading

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My Baby LISTENS

TweetThis morning Magoo emerged from his room with a large stuffed turtle tucked under his arm, rather than the small mangy dog he’s been carrying around for weeks as his “baby.” “This is my new baby,” he announced. “Oh really? … Continue reading

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Desperate Times

TweetIt’s the closest thing to a voodoo doll for exerting total control of your children. [read more at Parenting.com]

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Explaining Beef Jerky to Laylee

TweetIt’s okay that it’s hard to chew. It’s sort of like meat-flavored gum… that you can eventually swallow.

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Into the Drink

TweetGuess who swam across a lake at 7:00 this morning and now has algae-looking stuff in unmentionable places? Not naming names. Follow my eyes. I’ve been casually training for a triathlon I’m not going to compete in because my ladies … Continue reading

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