Quick! Call Angela Lansbury

Maybe I’ve watched too much Murder She Wrote but when I spotted this for sale at Costco, it seemed more sinister than festive.

Additional storage for tree stands or crowbars or whatever.

You’re gonna bind WHAT, now?

This image just creeps me out, like they’re putting the tree to rest, like rest rest, like senseless-violent-why-did-it-have-to-end-like-this rest.

And don’t forget [...]

Filed under: near-death, save me from myself, shopping

Please Sir - Buy My Wares

Things have been a little wild around here, me with my head cold, Dan with his stomach flu and the kids with the freedom to run wild through the house. Being the least sick of the two of us, it’s fallen on me to buck up and take care of things which I’ve been [...]

Filed under: crafty, ears, health, near-death

Into the Drink

Guess who swam across a lake at 7:00 this morning and now has algae-looking stuff in unmentionable places? Not naming names. Follow my eyes.
I’ve been casually training for a triathlon I’m not going to compete in because my ladies are doing it and I’m nothing if not a follower. Last Saturday and [...]

Filed under: Friendship, all about me, aspirations, blick, health, near-death, poser in granolaville, save me from myself, shish, women

Her back is “out”

Kathryn’s back is “out”. Not “out” as in “un-cool”; “out” as in “out of commission”. (I find her back very cool.) So she asked I post a little something to let you all know that she has not, in fact, passed away, but is merely immobilized for the time being.
Because staying on her back is [...]

Filed under: Friendship, family fun, fashion, health, holidays, kid stuff, near-death, unbearable cuteness

Suffering and Death

I think I just ran a red light. I was driving along in the stupor of a death-inducing chest cold and when I looked in my rearview mirror I noticed a red light behind me. Maybe it was green my direction but I honestly don’t remember looking at it.
Then I pulled into the [...]

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The Family Shopping Trip

I woke up this morning feeling slightly less plagued by the raging viral plague of death than I have for the past few days, feeling so well in fact that I even showered, wore clothes (of a sort), went to the gym and did some grocery shopping. It was a glorious day to be [...]

Filed under: family fun, kid stuff, near-death, shopping

Good Things About the Raging Viral Plague of Death

It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to shower because I’ve also lost my sense of smell.
It’s okay that I don’t have the strength to work out because all food has lost its appeal for me.
It’s okay that I’m totally breaking out because I have a nice red nose to match the nice [...]

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I Don’t Need to Be the Biggest Loser, Just the Loser with the Biggest Thumbs

I’m a little bit sick still in my throat but I’ve been working out anyway. Somebody came over and left a crusty comment about how I should be working hard instead of railing on a reality TV franchise and I just want to tell you all that there is such a thing as humor [...]

Filed under: all about me, aspirations, near-death, parenting, weight loss

Get an Omnivore - STAT!

We were driving by the animal hospital the other day when Laylee pointed excitedly, “Look mom. Look. That’s the vegetarian. If JackAgain is ever sick, we’ve GOTTA take him to the vegetarian!”
It seems reasonable. They’d probably get along okay, seeing as they have similar dietary restrictions.
This morning I woke up with [...]

Filed under: blick, kid stuff, near-death, shish

More Thoughts on the ER

Well after reading your comments today, I checked back into the “male nurse” fiasco and discovered that he is actually a Nurse Practitioner so I feel a little sheepish. I feel much more calm after letting it sit for another 24 hours. Do you ever go back and read a blog post and [...]

Filed under: around town, near-death