Category Archives: poser in granolaville

The 43-Dollar 4300-Calorie Tub of Sour Cream

TweetWe sat down to eat some lovely Mexican lasagna for dinner when I decided I COULD. NOT. EAT. IT. without sour cream. I left the family sitting at the dinner table and ran to the grocery store to pick up … Continue reading

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Why Even Ask?

TweetIf you order food at any Taco Bell restaurant anywhere in the country, and I know because I’ve been to at least 6 of them, the person wearing the Brittany Spears head set will ask you at the window if … Continue reading

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Love This Sign

TweetI guess I’m not the only one who leaves her reusable bags in the car. I hope I’m not the only one who brings them in but then forgets to give them to the cashier.

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Blood in a Baggie

TweetSometimes the red tape involved with medical care baffles me, especially when you see more than one provider at once. Last week, my naturopath told me I looked like crap. She said it a lot nicer than that but basically … Continue reading

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Into the Drink

TweetGuess who swam across a lake at 7:00 this morning and now has algae-looking stuff in unmentionable places? Not naming names. Follow my eyes. I’ve been casually training for a triathlon I’m not going to compete in because my ladies … Continue reading

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Thoughts on a Flat Back

TweetSince my back’s been bad, I’ve spent a lot of time alone. Alone with my bed. Alone with my thoughts. Alone with my current choice of natural deodorant. I’ve sworn off aluminum in an attempt to detox my body and … Continue reading

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