Heard This Week

Laylee to me: “It’s so much more fun to cuddle with you because you’re so much more fatter and it’s just more comfortable.”
Laylee: “Can I get a whoop whoop?!”
Magoo [very sternly with raised eyebrows]: “No. You. May. NOT!”
Apparently Laylee’s not completely deaf. She overheard us having a “tickle [...]

Filed under: ears, fun, fun, fun, kid stuff, save me from myself

Speed Walking Glory

Dan supervised the kiddie festivities with mildly-annoyed resignation while I walked a 5K in the mud behind some of my running girlfriends. My joints are fairly bad and I once had a physical therapist tell me not to become a runner so I use that as an excuse to walk races with dignity. [...]

Filed under: all about me, around town, aspirations, save me from myself, weather, world domination

Praise

I’m too dependent on praise. I want someone to pat me on the head and say “Good girl!” I want to feel that people like me and that they think I’m doing a good job. [Read More at Parenting]

Filed under: all about me, parenting, save me from myself

SUN!!!

Thank you all for your comfort, ideas and cyber hugs yesterday. It’s amazing what good a little time, sleep, perspective and chocolate chip cookie dough will do. I got a recommendation from my doctor for another naturopath she trusts and I’ll just cross my fingers, prepare to delve into the details of my [...]

Filed under: all about me, health, poser in granolaville, save me from myself

Are you?

Do people think you are?
Well maybe if you didn’t dress like that…
[read more at Parenting.com]

Filed under: parenting, save me from myself, wardrobe malfunctions

Not Even Recycled

I have sad news friends. After less than 7 years of marriage I have parted ways with my wedding bands.

I came home from my trip and found that my purse was absolutely crammed with dirt, crumbs and mysterious chunks of mystery. I removed all the non-trash items and shook the bag vigorously over [...]

Filed under: all about me, he's so fine he blows my mind, not feelin' the funny, save me from myself, wardrobe malfunctions

Insomnia

I’m up in the middle of the night rearranging furniture so I figure I might as well pause and write a post about it. The interweb needs to know these things.
I was laying in bed listening to Dan breath and wondering how he can sleep so peacefully when my cookbooks have no home to [...]

Filed under: Random, save me from myself

Come Friends, Let us Gather Around my Fridge

My fridge is very clean right now. I hosted a rave/baby shower with some friends last night and I had a ton of stuff to get done to be ready. Bathroom to clean. Games to plan. Carpet to vacuum. Food to bake. Gifts to wrap. Disco ball [...]

Filed under: domesticality, save me from myself

Whoa NETI!

As someone who has been known to vomit when faced with the sound of my husband blowing his nose and who swears they know what phlegm smells like and is sickened by the scent of it especially when it’s coming from my own body, I don’t know what possessed me to take my naturopath’s advice [...]

Filed under: blick, poser in granolaville, save me from myself

Disguise

Do you ever dress yourself using items you find on the floor of your car, only to look in the rearview mirror an hour later and wonder why you’re wearing a costume?

Filed under: all about me, around town, fashion, save me from myself, wardrobe malfunctions