Category Archives: scaring the neighbors

How Do I Do It?

TweetI was walking through Pike Place Market with Wanda in the stroller last week when a woman came up and started making a big fuss over her, as she should. Wanda is unstoppably edible and adorable. “What a cutie!” she … Continue reading

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2 Haikus on Inflatable Christmas Lawn Ornaments

TweetOn the way home from preschool, I came up with 2 haikus. Inflatable guys You lie flat all day on lawns It is pathetic All day you are flat Like the melted Wicked Witch You scare the children

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Dumpster Diving for Love

TweetYesterday we decorated for Christmas. It’s not officially December but the last of the mashed potatoes and stuffing were gone and it seemed like something I could do with a clean conscience and only moderate disapproval from my mother. She’s … Continue reading

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Who Needs New Moon?

TweetLove the lip-biting, love the science class scene, love that it’s an “accident.”

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Snazzy Jammies

TweetSo things are moving along. Wanda is aging rapidly. We’ve moved her out of our room and I’ve decided it’s time to purchase some new Snazzy Jammies. The problem is – I hate buying Snazzy Jammies. Now if you go … Continue reading

Posted in all about me, Love and Marriage, save me from myself, scaring the neighbors, shopping | 15 Comments

I Plan to Become a Millionaire

TweetThis morning I was spending some sweet quality time with my squishable water-filled newborn. Sunlight was filtering in through the window of my cozy bedroom and I was sitting next to her on the bed. She looked so precious and … Continue reading

Posted in baby stuff, family fun, money, save me from myself, scaring the neighbors, world domination | 10 Comments