Category Archives: world domination

Harrowing

TweetIf you look up the word “harrowing” in the dictionary, you will likely find a detailed description of Wanda’s epic journey across our living room yesterday evening. Three days ago, she had no idea that combining multiple rolls could move … Continue reading

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Lego Batman – The Career Path

TweetMagoo recently told me that he wants to be Batman when he grows up. I can only assume he means Lego Batman because that’s the only version of the super hero he’s really been exposed to. He was real coy … Continue reading

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St. Patrick’s Day Non-Proliferation Treaty

TweetDear Parents and Leprechauns of the World, Stop the madness! Today I am begging you, BEGGING. YOU. To stop this senseless St. Patty’s escalation and let the rest of us get back to our old traditions of making green pancakes … Continue reading

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The Librarian of the Apocalypse

TweetMy house is filled with books. Like Elizabeth Bennet fictionally before me, I do not consider myself a “great reader.” I just love books. I love to buy them, check them out from the library, smell them, attempt to write … Continue reading

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Little House of Indoctrination

TweetHead over to Parenting.com to find out how I’m using Netflix to reprogram my children.

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I Plan to Become a Millionaire

TweetThis morning I was spending some sweet quality time with my squishable water-filled newborn. Sunlight was filtering in through the window of my cozy bedroom and I was sitting next to her on the bed. She looked so precious and … Continue reading

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