Category Archives: world domination

¼ Cup Pea Chopstick Challenge

TweetLaylee’s been talking smack. She’s learned how to hold a chopstick recently. Now, I’m not saying she’s learned how to hold chopsticks or even A chopstick correctly. No. Not so much. She has opposable thumbs and she can use them … Continue reading

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Daring Young Mom’s Fertility Guide

Tweet1. Buy a new belt. 2. Join Weight Watchers. 3. Buy the most expensive theater tickets you’ve ever purchased in your life for a show that’s coming to town in nine months. Do all these things and you’ll have a … Continue reading

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Facebook Apps Are Scary

TweetI will come out right now and just say it – Facebook Apps freak me out. I just denied a request from my sister to say we were related on an app. I’ll shout it from the rooftops. I AM … Continue reading

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NoFAP

TweetLaylee’s loving school. I’m loving school, if for no other reason than that I now get to write NoFAPs now. MWAH-ha-ha-ha! [continued at Parenting.com]

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Speed Walking Glory

TweetDan supervised the kiddie festivities with mildly-annoyed resignation while I walked a 5K in the mud behind some of my running girlfriends. My joints are fairly bad and I once had a physical therapist tell me not to become a … Continue reading

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My Self-Imposed Interactive Nanny Cam

TweetWe miss Dan a lot. You see, he works all day… at an office… far far away from our raucous good times. Sometimes he doesn’t make it home in time for dinner and we think about him and talk about … Continue reading

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