Category Archives: world domination

St. Patrick’s Day Non-Proliferation Treaty

Dear Parents and Leprechauns of the World, Stop the madness! Today I am begging you, BEGGING. YOU. To stop this senseless St. Patty’s escalation and let the rest of us get back to our old traditions of making green pancakes … Continue reading

Posted in holidays, scaring the neighbors, world domination | 37 Comments

The Librarian of the Apocalypse

My house is filled with books. Like Elizabeth Bennet fictionally before me, I do not consider myself a “great reader.” I just love books. I love to buy them, check them out from the library, smell them, attempt to write … Continue reading

Posted in I can read, save me from myself, world domination | 16 Comments

Little House of Indoctrination

Head over to Parenting.com to find out how I’m using Netflix to reprogram my children.

Posted in parenting, world domination | 1 Comment

I Plan to Become a Millionaire

This morning I was spending some sweet quality time with my squishable water-filled newborn. Sunlight was filtering in through the window of my cozy bedroom and I was sitting next to her on the bed. She looked so precious and … Continue reading

Posted in baby stuff, family fun, money, save me from myself, scaring the neighbors, world domination | 10 Comments

¼ Cup Pea Chopstick Challenge

Laylee’s been talking smack. She’s learned how to hold a chopstick recently. Now, I’m not saying she’s learned how to hold chopsticks or even A chopstick correctly. No. Not so much. She has opposable thumbs and she can use them … Continue reading

Posted in aspirations, contests, family fun, food, he's so fine he blows my mind, world domination | 11 Comments

Daring Young Mom’s Fertility Guide

1. Buy a new belt. 2. Join Weight Watchers. 3. Buy the most expensive theater tickets you’ve ever purchased in your life for a show that’s coming to town in nine months. Do all these things and you’ll have a … Continue reading

Posted in all about me, baby stuff, fun, fun, fun, Love and Marriage, parenting, world domination | 110 Comments