Get an Omnivore – STAT!

We were driving by the animal hospital the other day when Laylee pointed excitedly, “Look mom. Look. That’s the vegetarian. If JackAgain is ever sick, we’ve GOTTA take him to the vegetarian!”

It seems reasonable. They’d probably get along okay, seeing as they have similar dietary restrictions.

This morning I woke up with a killer sore throat, a scratchy-eared, phlegm-rattling, too-tender-for-toast sore throat. And I’m wondering. Should I go to the carnivore or would an omnivore be okay? I did eat a salad with my chicken last night.

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12 Responses to Get an Omnivore – STAT!

  1. I’d stick with the omnivore, and definitely see if he can give you some anti-robotics or something. 😉

  2. MaryLu says:

    I’m voting for the carnivore, I don’t trust any one who eats tofu, (and says they like it!)

  3. grammyelin says:

    I’m sorry you feel so rotten. If you go to the omnivore (because going to someone a little more well-rounded seems like a good idea to me) I hope the healing is really quick. Mothers never have time to be sick. Get well soon!

  4. Liz says:

    Definitely the omnivore, since the salad was involved.

    lol at the anti-robotics!! 🙂

  5. Rebecca says:

    Many of my friends did come home from university vegetarians, in fact.

  6. Sheila says:

    That was hilarious! I used to teach second grade and I loved when the kids would say random funny stuff!

  7. Caryn says:

    Sorry to hear you have the crud. Feel better soon! I had that stuff for over two weeks.

  8. Carrie says:

    “the vegetarian,” hee, hee that is so cute!

    Hope you feel better soon!

  9. Pam in Utah says:

    Oh, sorry about the sore throat and “sick” signs! I hate those. Hope you feel better soon!

  10. Stephanie says:

    This is kind of like the hunting season in Care-a-Lot post…

  11. I’ll be over with tissues & chicken soup pronto!

    Nashville to Seattle?

    2-3 days tops?

    Mwah, Alli

  12. See what happens when you eat rabbit food. Try the lemon and honey followed by a very hot steamy bath. Then if you don’t feel better go to the Carnivore. At least if he can’t fix your sore throat he can easily remove it. It won’t go to waste because it’s got sweet & sour marinade and it’s been steamed.

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