Quick! Call Angela Lansbury

Maybe I’ve watched too much Murder She Wrote but when I spotted this for sale at Costco, it seemed more sinister than festive.
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Additional storage for tree stands or crowbars or whatever.
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You’re gonna bind WHAT, now?
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This image just creeps me out, like they’re putting the tree to rest, like rest rest, like senseless-violent-why-did-it-have-to-end-like-this rest.
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And don’t forget the heavy duty wheels. They’re strong enough to pull a lot of weight… possibly over rough ground… on a dark and stormy night.
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